Self Employed following a new year redundancy:

I am currently offering outstandingly high quality ACF50 anti-corrosion treatments for motorcycles for AllYearBiker.co.uk and have recently become a distributer for Puncturesafe tyre sealants. The new addition is a basic bike wash for people who don't have anywhere to wash their bikes, or who just don't like doing it. Not as intensive as the AllYearBiker treatment, but still a high quality service.

New products will be added in the near future, the first one due next week is protection for your rear shock, keep an eye out for the launch!

Find out more, to order your tyre sealant, or book for my ride in/ride out tyre sealant application service go to Shiny Bike Syndrome

To book in for an AllYearBiker ACF50 based anti-corrosion treatment visit AllYearBiker

Currently residing in Newbury!  The Falco is due to go under the knife, receiving minor cosmetic surgery and a few mechanical tweaks. I still don't like eating mushrooms.

Favourite past time at the moment involves a horse costume, three or four nubile schoolgirls and a bag of large carrots. Originally tried it with a real horse, three or four old bags and a carrot costume, results were not as favourable.

I have seven hobbies, one for each day of the week.

• Monday: Pointing at people wearing hats.
• Tuesday: Hiding from old people.
• Wednesday: Facing north while standing on a slope.
• Thursday: Stroking cats the wrong way.
• Friday: Smelling of wood.
• Saturday: Singing to rural post offices.
• Sunday: Rubbing apricots into my knees.